Don't Trust Loki With Blind People

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palmsizedmoth:

ask-fire-emblem-olivia:

roavaswardrobe:

THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

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(Source: artbymoga)

bolto:

schwa-el:

australianbae:

OK BUT WHERE DID HIS FACE GO WHY IS THERE NO FACE IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS

His neck isn’t even coming out of his shirt

he has no nose??

bolto:

schwa-el:

australianbae:

OK BUT WHERE DID HIS FACE GO WHY IS THERE NO FACE IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS

His neck isn’t even coming out of his shirt

he has no nose??

(Source: snipsons)

rocprinceray:

rocprinceray:

shimawa:

braydaaan:

torn-by-dreams:

I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.

WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?

tiny snake don’t kill
tiny snake friend

shimawa:

braydaaan:

torn-by-dreams:

I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.

WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?

tiny snake don’t kill

tiny snake friend

rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

tsarbucks:

chickenroast:

tsarbucks:

finish this sentence: I’m very disappointed in y

oghurt. i am done with yoghurt companies and their fucking double standards. they can use all the fucking water for a bath but as soon as i want to use all their fucking strawberry bio yoghurt to fulfil my own sexual fantasies i’m the bad guy? fuck yoghurt. literally. fuck it.

incredible

theairbitesshrewdly:

i learned a palindrome today and its the best & funniest tthing ive ever heard here goes:

No sir! Away! A papaya war is on!

stillalivedoingscience:

punmonster:

image

inCREDIBLE

punkurie:

*puts metaphor between cigarette* it’s a teeth